Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Booty expansion: Butts gone big!

In a  old rap video from  early  in the 2000s  from  defunct  rap group  Naam Brigade  called   " What You doing Wit Dat"  was  the most awesome shit I've found on the web.   The video   has   a  Downtown  LA  nightclub own by Sir Mix -A -Lot.  The club, which in  real  life  has been  6  other clubs   before  becoming the TATOU Nightclub so  it's conceivable  Mix   could have  had the video's  fly by night Derriere.  Many women have turned out to see  the  rappers, all to the dudes dissapointment  have  no ass.  Sir Mix   then reveals he has  a  potion that can alter  the women's booties  call Badunkadunk booty poition. This potion is  a mysterious  pink radioactive  element that appeals  directly  to their backsides . It alters there  butt's aura  , tricking it to becoming bigger , and absorbing this strange energy source.   The potion only goes after  wannabe seductive  bimbos,  punishing them for there hollow, exaggerated   sexuality  by putting some into there bodies. This  woman is the first victim.
She's really Hollywood, but she's  HOLLYWOOD  meaning she knows  smoke and mirrors  like for example  tight  capris that  seperate and lift her butt cheeks, stilletos that  cause  her  butt to flex out,  and a bare backline  that draws the eye downward.
Somebody's booty  is tricking us.
Toogive her a onion like Nikki's  would be to dignified cause through her dress she needs  something a little  more ghetto to fit her club persona.
How bout  something a little bit further back, devolve the booty before these

To this.

The  potion is quickly turning re model chick into Bathsheba butt from behind(the dark one).

This potion those  what it would tak  WIC  and Coco Drops. with canned milk    for desert  after  the Double Double   

couldin't even do to her round the way cousin


Who  happend  to borrow   are skinny chick's dress.

Looked  nice at the fashion show,
Then cousin  Dyneshia got her  butt  and stomach in it.

"Gurl, just needed alterations"
                                               
Don't worry  Dy, I don't think you'll  hate on your Cuz no more cause  now the potion has her butt losing it's resolve .

Her butt look like to big jello molds,